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“3 things about Rachel, she’s small, she has big boobs and she will never drink chocolate mint liqueur”

[rach @r41p4]

Hey @TheGoldenRatio4 today we found out that our Doodle/Sproodle thingymabob is team foreign object. He’s been in emergency vets for 36 hours but should be coming home tomorrow (which will be his 10th birthday)

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

A stray cat will save you

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hire her for your haunted house

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

elijah wood visiting a fan’s animal crossing island

[Liam @z2rMC]

LIFE COULD BE A DREAM

[rach @r41p4]

Hoodwinked walked so Glass Onion could run

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Plant chair 🌿

[rach @r41p4]

People who say playing Monopoly with family at Christmas leads to arguments have never played Scattergories

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[rach @r41p4]

@anything4views Hey, I work at a Vet Hospital and see a lot of emergencies and deal with very sad ppl especially this time of year. Here’s my funny pic of me being the egg fella. My PayPal is r41p4

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

This is sending me 💀

[rach @r41p4]

They always ask where you been loca not how you been loca

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da Hangouty with @planetjedward!

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

@r41p4 @SophieKLambert @chloholdsworth come along it’s gonna be so fun

[rach @r41p4]

@HoodieAllen @SophieKLambert @chloholdsworth Sold see u there!

[rach @r41p4]

@SophieKLambert @HoodieAllen @chloholdsworth I know about 3 songs but yes sold

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why does the police mans catch bad guys? Cos bad guys do poo’s on the road all day.

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

Sorry I snapped at you. The radio was too loud and my clothes felt weird.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you