r4dr4t

not a free thinker

[r4dr4t @r4dr4t_]

rl fact 21: the consent age should be lowered to 13

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 💎🐾 @wanted4mogging]

a girlfriend with big boobs. lived experience the majority of men simply will never experience. cruel world

[🏀 Luka Donnycic🏀 @donnyfaison]

They should only make vape flavors for the people who vapes are for, old boys trying to quit. The only vape flavors should be:

- uncut tobacco
- cut tobacco
- bovril
- liver and onions
- warm ale
- mashed potato
- dry roast peanuts
- pork scratchings
- the smell of the barbers

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

If you're 25-30, and your main circle isn't frequently discussing:

- jestermaxxing
- jestergooning
- mogging
- bonesmashing
- fitness

Then it's time to elevate your circle

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

NYPD just announced they’re gonna raise charges against me and Clav for frame mogging too hard 😭💀

Luckily the female judge BAILMAXXED us both before our cortisol spiked.

We not going to jail, we going viral.

Case dismissed by the facecard.

😭😭😭😭

[pseudo 🇺🇦 @pseudotheos]

they're now rugpulling the perioidic table

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Ozempic? Try Marlboro.

Prozac? Try Miller Lite.

Adderall? Try White Monster.

There is always a natural alternative to everything.

[harri @harristic_]

I just hit a dog going 70bps on my minecart. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. he ran right up on the rails. I hate this year so much.

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

nice list 2025
how to get on nice list
how to get on nice list reddit
nice list no waiting period
good deeds to do from home
virtuous behaviors easy
virtuous behaviors easy reddit
coal resale value 2025

[小賢者 @Chiuchiyin]

> be american
> mock euros for living in shoebox apartments
> mock asians for taking public transport
> “lol just buy a car”
> mock china for “tofu dreg” buildings
> slave away for years
> finally save enough for a 50-year mortgage
> realtor hands over keys
> “congrats on your starter home sir”
> walls made of hopes and drywall, literal glorified cardboard
> furnish entire house with temu flash sale
> couch collapses under human weight
> whatever.jpg
> daily commute is 2 hours each way
> sitting alone in traffic builds character
> life is just podcasts now
> come home exhausted
> turn on tv
> epstein trending again
> every powerful person somehow his best friend
> turn tv off
> check phone
> lost polymarket parlays
> doordash burrito on klarna overdue
> bank gently suggests homelessness
> tornado spawns directly on my zipcode
> house achieves flight
> insurance says “act of god”
> god says “lol”
> bank repos house mid-air
> debt survives
> get relocated to “work opportunity center”
> unlimited overtime
> no overtime pay
> press_f_to_pledge_allegiance.jpeg

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

[Dedikate @DediKateSSB]

Nevermind i can't do that. I can't do anything.

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

Found out red bull is only 80mg of caffeine. Such a little baby drink. For little babies. Little baby caffeine content wahhhh mommy

[william/al @fazvodka]

yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his pizzeria and animatronics. was not aware of what he did to those kids in 1985.

[AJ Thurston, PhD @AJThurston]

Slope so gentle if it were a wheelchair ramp it'd be ADA compliant

[Jack Petersen @jpetersen1203]

@HYPEX Just beat my wife because I thought she unplugged the wifi. thanks for clearing this up

[nero @nero_txt]

my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭