ramis

commanders • mmmmmmf

[ramis @r4mis_]

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[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck deeznuts

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[ramis @r4mis_]

@Money13007 @McNasty @SMii7Y

[ramis @r4mis_]

god forbid a woman likes tits and vagina, and a man likes some dick and asshole. shit physically doesn’t affect anyone, whether you identify differently on your sexuality or not. so tired of those with a following trying to “convert” others into this two gender bullshit

[Cbay @notCloutbay]

NBA star Michael Porter Jr. CHECKED PlaqueBoyMax after he said there are as many GENDERS as you want there to be 😳

"Max you've been in L.A. too long n*gga" 👀

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

I have a gun

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two passenger trains have collided near Bedford, England, about an hour north of London, leaving multiple people seriously injured.

One passenger told the BBC the impact felt like a "bomb explosion" as emergency crews rushed to the scene.

Live images show a massive response with firefighters, paramedics, and police surrounding the crash site.

Authorities have not yet said what caused the collision as rescue efforts continue. | @AmericaRpts @SandraSmithFox

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

BREAKING: A new Virginia law allows AI-powered cameras to issue tickets to drivers for not stopping at stop signs or crosswalks 🤯

(Via: WTVR)

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

Trump shows up loss
Wu Tang shows up win

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[ramis @r4mis_]

@espn

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

a list of things Jayden Daniels has done before GTA VI has come out 😌

- graduated from high school
- graduated in three years from Arizona State
- transferred to LSU
- won the Heisman
- drafted No. 2 overall
- most rushing yards by a rookie QB in NFL history
- won two playoff games his rookie year
- led team to NFC Championship game
- 2024 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Krafton is set to pay a $250 million bonus to the developers of Subnautica 2 after the game’s explosive Early Access launch.

In 2021, when Krafton acquired Unknown Worlds Entertainment, the deal included an earn-out clause.
If the studio’s revenue from the Subnautica series exceeded $69.8 million, Krafton would owe $3.12 for every additional dollar generated, up to a maximum bonus of $250 million.

Subnautica 2 launched into Early Access selling over one million copies in the first hour and surpassing two million in just 12 hours.
These figures make it highly likely that the revenue targets will be comfortably exceeded before the court-extended deadline of September 2026.

Krafton had previously delayed the release and changed studio leadership to prevent the bonus from triggering.

A Delaware court ruled these actions were intended to avoid the payout, ordering the reinstatement of former CEO Ted Gill and granting additional time for the earn-out period.

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

They rated it this high because the game plays itself

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is a legend wow

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

aura

[⭒ ʟʏʟᴀ (ᴅᴏᴍ's ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ) ⭒ @dominikstendies]

me and the baddie i pulled by being autistic

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Got a dynamic weapon

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

all smiles 🥹

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump warns Virginians that if they vote YES on the redistricting amendment tomorrow, he will lose power:

“If the Democrats get additional House seats, they’re going to be making changes at the federal level.”