Issy Ratten

Sparkle

[Emma McGrory @emmamcgrory97]

If ur on holiday with ur pals nd word gets out that u can do french pleats you've just sacrificed your entire holiday to being a hairdresser

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

I was having a meltdown about weight gain until I realised I was trying to get in the leg hole of my pants

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

I spend my life trying to work out if my clothes are cold or wet I swear

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

I never knew life without a tumble dryer would be this hard

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

I'm so glad I'm finally at a gym that plays hoedown throwdown

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

Daddy lessons has made me a country music fan I swear

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

Electronic passports are a nice idea but let's be honest IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

I'll never find anything funnier than this https://t.co/oZDnNkyWNb

[Mali Deakin-Smith @malideakinsmith]

When ur too VIP for the dam

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@mali_deakin new dp????

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@avacaldecott remember that time someone threw a bottle of water out a car window and it hit you on the arse

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@Bertie_Clarke @avacaldecott 'I buy retro clothing to save money, which means I'll be loyal & work hard to get a pay rise' DOES IT ?????

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@Bertie_Clarke I threw out all my clothes asap, I'm so embarrassed I didn't know to dress like this

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@Bertie_Clarke do you want this book for crimbo, v helpful advice xxxx https://t.co/SlMLzy2JY0

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@avacaldecott @Bertie_Clarke you'll both be the death of me n I FUKIN LUV IT

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

@Bertie_Clarke @avacaldecott what do you have that I don't

[James Corden @JKCorden]

People making jokes about @KimKardashian tonight would do well to remember that she's a mother,a daughter,a wife,a friend.Be nice or shut up

[Issy Ratten @r4ttyy]

Why do people pretend not to know who the kardashians are????? It's ok to know no ones judgin you xo

[Bob Granleese @bobgranleese]

I'm no expert, but I'm guessing the answer is no