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@MayMayspeaks 2

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The goal should be becoming one of the most feared zombies when the time comes.

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@Sherese_waveney @WasimkhanW50649 Cricket, Soccer, shotput

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In Superman 2, Superman wipes Lois Lane’s memory with a kiss. There’s also a Bill Cosby poster inside their office building. Yeah let that marinate for a little bit.

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First person narration is unreliable, and so are third person narratives told by people who hate the subject of the conversation. Now imagine a very rich person making a Documentary about someone they hate vehemently.

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@ChronixxMusic

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It’s safe to say that @Skillibeng’s favorite literary device is repetition

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Ever realize that astrology is used pretty much just like racism?

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Restate as an assertion rather than a general idea 😅

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SCREAMING!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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God said not to get tattoos, but what if it’s a tattoo of Jesus?

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When a conversation becomes a lecture, just stfu

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“'Mount a time weh me pree say fi run away
Lef' yasso and go somewhere far away
But the only reason make me no lef yet
A true me nuh have no weh fi go, so might as well me stay”

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So Chronixx’s “hurricane” is The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”

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I guarantee there are people saying “a yasso me born and grow and me naa lef”

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Pumpkin flavored things don’t even taste like pumpkin

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Shoutout to foreign Christians for bringing an omnipresent being to the locals. Because How else would knowledge of an omnipresent being get there? 🙏🏾🙌🏾

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Correlation isn’t automatically causation, but “Family First” kinda explains @ChronixxMusic’s long holiday

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@JsCallMeTee Literally just heard this 😂😂

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How do people keep their hand up speaking on their smartwatch? Feels like a workout 😰

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@JsCallMeTee 😂I only know John Crows. They’re keeping the memory of the extinct Jamaican monkey alive. Lol