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[octubre @gonewiththepain]

splendid thank you

[dada @fearwhtsnotbrkn]

@zoenone0none Me letting the old lady flat line while I look at her crown molding

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

unironically this is 80% of the reason i became an emt

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Charles Bukowski,
greatest answer of all time

[silvio dante’s inferno @postersmindset]

if alcohol is so bad for you then why does it stop my hands from shaking

[🪽777🪽 @ AC DD J14 @MOTEL777_]

been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate

[∿ @somewheresy]

How bad is your life dude

[Fireborn @firebornnn]

Sorry guys there’s just no saving certain states

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[®️ @r6dny]

(means i love you in Chinese slang)

[®️ @r6dny]

520 520 520 520

[debo @killmefam]

I need 30 prayers by midnight or god is going to kill me

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

been in the crib losing muscle n building fat

[retard mode ✞ @retardmode]

niggas think a trillion dollars is a lot lmao

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23