daniel robson

si vas a tirar la toalla, que sea en la playa

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

My maths teacher marking my work

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

Installing Miliband as Foreign sec was a masterstroke. Him being Jewish and known for being pretty moderate makes it so much harder for the media to use their usual antisemitism lines.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

I pray u experience this at least once in your life.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Look at it. Mad.

[Benjamin Fogel @BenjaminFogel]

Should protestants be allowed to enjoy the Mediterranean?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jason Selvig: “What’s Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishment in his first year and a half?”

Trump supporter: “Trump’s done a lot of things. Number one, a lot of people don’t realize, he got our country back because we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years, they destroyed the evidence”

JS: “Wait, we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain?”

TS: “That’s why King Charles come here, he thought he was going to manipulate Donald Trump. And Trump went along with him cause that’s who he is. But that’s what the 250 years was really about was we got our country back. You just gon have to research just like I did. It’s true”

[Dr Luke Craddock @DrLukeCraddock]

Another tax year done, another year my loan grows. Despite working more than full time as a doctor in my third year of practice my salary repayments don’t even cover the interest on my loan. What a farce of a system.

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

never underestimate the power of a walk

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Instead of letting Thames Water off the hook for £123m in fines, I've got another idea. Why not ban it from paying a penny in dividends until it stops dumping shit in rivers?

[Felix @hfc_felix]

Prefer my Prime Minister to be having a kick about with his pals than blowing up schools in the Middle East tbh.

[daniel robson @r_danielj]

translating tweets is a fantastic activity

[herr knax (satire) @ketaknax]

der körper muss geölt werden

[daniel robson @r_danielj]

If anyone else grew up watching charmed in their aunties, the Scouse Gothic novels by Ian McKinney is boss. Vampires in Liverpool 🦇

[sage @belikesagee]

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[daniel robson @r_danielj]

my piss would be boiled if I was a fulham fan

[Everton @Everton]

Cottage Pied. 🤷‍♂️

[John Dabell @John_Dabell]

You don't have to be at your strongest to make a difference. 7 bags of litter collected in and around my local nature reserve this morning.

[Kieran Cee @KieCluskey93]

Ten streets 🤣🤣🤣

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"The BBC World Service has compiled material on over 160 cases where children have been shot in Gaza, and found that in 95 cases the child was shot in the head or the chest. In most of these cases the victim was under 12 years old"

[Haya 𓂆 @HayaDr_]

Anyone in DUBLIN that can go to the department of foreign affairs office, URGE & APPEAL to them to evacuate me & other students who are waiting for a chance to live while experiencing death constantly in Gaza.
Call them and keep asking them to evacuate us, u’re our only hope!🇵🇸🇮🇪

[daniel robson @r_danielj]

the switch from driving manual to your first automatic is a horrendous hour

[daniel robson @r_danielj]

A golfing career is slowly creeping up to give a contract extension to boys weekends for the next 30+ years and I’m not mad about it