Hornito mi alegria

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die / Welcome to the crying club bitch

[Hornito mi alegria @r_e2001]

Me caga ser needy pero a la vez me mamá que me hagan cariñitos y que me hablen bonito.

Estado: Pendejo

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

it’s the way the internet prepared me for “our age of bronze is collapsing” only for me to get sucker punched 10 mins later by odysseus saying “they will sing songs about us…because the late bronze age collapse will result in widespread inability to write”

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

My boots look like this every 8 months and i still can't really afford a house.

[ana dumas @akapoulainne]

hola. aquí pediatra neonatóloga. los bebés dicen “mamá” y “papá” en vez de “di mamá” o “di papá” porque son agentes secretos del mossad

[🏳️‍⚧️Yohualxochitl ''Citlallo'' Cozamalotl࿓ @Sitlalo_Mapach]

Zapata: Morelos, lo más duro del sistema.

Villa: putos chinos de mierda.

Francisco I. madero: yo soy el presidente porque me lo dijo un fantasma.

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Story Idea: Don Quixote but chinese where its a random Rich dude in 2020 from Guangdong or something who watched too many kung fu movies, goes insane, and becomes convinced he is a Kungfu master and starts roaming the south being a general annoyance to the populace

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

We are currently living in the surveillance state that Americans were jokingly saying that Chinese citizens would be living under.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A solo indie dev says that Google's Gemini AI leaked the name of an upcoming character in their game that hadn't ever been shared online

[Gama @GamaOnYT]

"I had a health scare" yeah we don't care about sympathy bait when you don't provide the same sympathy to those more at risk than you. Pathetic trash.

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer

[sickoftheRARA @backshotbullyfr]

The shit that tobeys spidey was dealing with was fucking ridiculous

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

¿Se supone que debemos fingir demencia ante el hecho clarísimo de qué Israel se está metiendo cada vez más abiertamente en América Latina?

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Truly an all timer tweet

[chuy marlboro @www_lupita_com]

pues si we las banquetas se ven así 😔

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

seeing the way mandani moves reiterates just how fucking intentionally useless all of our other elected officials have been

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

It’s so funny everyone debating this like Halo Spartans and 40K Space Marines aren’t wildly inconsistent in what can and cannot kill them

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Cuman helmet and mask but its mexican (For a thing i am doing that will hopefully come out today-ish)