Ryan Egan

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

@BuffaloWingDave @iamleahhester Would you say a catholic is an atheist?

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

@BuffaloWingDave @iamleahhester Just the one would be enough, no?

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

@LewisNobes I’m all for people not gettin their legs broken. We have a bunch of failed footballers, waffling their do’s and don’ts, straight out of the failed footballers classroom
Whilst we’re sitting there for 5 mins waiting. Let the refs ref
Experiment that has in fact,worsened football

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

If somebody had written a dystopian novel that followed the events of 2019-2021, then it would have been panned for being too unrealistic, incoherent, and having too many plot holes.

You'd be like, "This makes no sense. People aren't that stupid." 😂

[ℍ𝕚 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕪 @FrequencyHi]

Dogs vs Humans. IQ Test. #VaccineSh1tShow #VaccinesWork #vaccinated #clotshot

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

@Carra23 @England We didn’t get to cheer a shot for over 100 minutes of the game, painful watch. I don’t blame the players at all, different manager and this team wins everything

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

He shouldn’t

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: #ENG manager Gareth Southgate says he wants to remain in charge for the 2022 World Cup

[AIPAC jokes @AIPAC_Jokes]

@premierleague Wtf was Southgate doing?

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

We need a manager with the bollocks to take one of many exhausted players off before the 105th minute, and not have 20% possession at home

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

Why isn’t Grealish on?

[Aaron Ford @timpers7]

The news: "Opinion polls say the public are still afraid and want lockdown forever"
Meanwhile in the real world...

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

It's wild that millions of people now believe you can transmit a virus that you do not have, to people who are immune to it.

And they call this 'science'.

Holy crap.

[Ryan Egan @r_egs]

@LB93UB4 @realAndySlice 😂😂😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When the waitress says “enjoy your food” and you reply “you too.”

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Ryan Rally @RyanRallyOh]

The NHS isn't what it used to be.

Turned up at the fracture clinic for a cast and they wouldn't even see me.

I've got football later and wanted some protection in case I broke my leg.

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

… @chrissaccoccia1 nailed this a year ago…. Crazy how he’s been taken down off Instagram…