Fillip R

Musician. Other people may not have had high expectations for me... but I had high expectations for myself.

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Whom fortune favours the world favours. - German Proverb

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You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery place if they can stop and pick up some of the cats from the vet on the way.

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Cats don't sleep in their own pee and poo. My cats won't even step in their litter box if you forget to clean it regularly.

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Bleeding Edge: The time between buying your new computer and unpacking it at home.

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other can you smell fish? .

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

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Suicide is a way of telling God "You can't fire me I quit!"

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You might be a redneck if: You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.

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In order to shake a hypothesis it is sometimes not necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go. - Denis Diderot

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If you swear you will catch no fish. - English Proverb

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I married my wife for her looks... But not the ones she's been giving me lately!

[Sravan @SravanQwelster]

@surrealzakir Alcohol Consumption is Injuries to Health!!!!!

[GetFit @Health_Focused]

liked I spend so many hours day in and day out in this weight room, a year ago I would've never pictured myself whe…

[randall g. arnold 🌊🚀👽🤖🧜‍♀️👻 @texrat]

I need to drop another 10 pounds or so for health reasons, so understand I will be hating The World for a while

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Doug Larson~ If the English language made any sense a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

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Cats hearing is much more sensitive than hoomans and dogs.

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Sign of a Loser: He worked two years on his boss's signature then the perfectly forget check came back marked 'Insufficient Funds'.

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Mortal love is when sensuality is satisfied. True love is when love is sacrificed. - David H.k. Leung

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Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.