rory morrison

Bradford is a fucking shit hole

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@jharding92 @RJSaunders17 they're never off

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@_CarltonCole9 @charliedexter12 bahshhshs

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Who wants to sell me a bestival ticket then?

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@JoshuaaFinlay any more chat like that and you can stay there for good #raisethebar

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@jharding92 oh dear Lord I'm envious of you. Have fun and try not to die for gods sake

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Congratulations to @LilyRMorrison @lilyrmowho seems to be scraping my a level results off the bottom her boots #unbelievabletekkers

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My God Surrey smells good

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Bristol - Paddington - Victoria - Oxford circus - bank and back isn't your average commute. One day and I can already see why people hate it

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Just witnessed a 2 year old boy have a conversation with his mum entirely in sign language. What an incredibly intelligent fella

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And so concludes another cracking year of plant portering. A truly marvellous week of practically robbing people blind #PPA

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@gregclark92 I miss you. Come visit in Bristol with the other retards

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@gregclark92 winded so fucking badly you wouldn't believe. The risks of plant portering are great and many #PPA

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@webbc101 THPOONTHS DAAAAD

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Cannot describe my happiness at being made chairman of the Plant Porters Association #PPA

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@LilyRMorrison fuck you

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So glad to see the theme for St Paul's this year is 'Inna We Yard.' Got a feeling I might get this one wrong you know

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Anyone driving from Cobham to Sandown for car pick ups?

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After a night of cold sweats, haunting nightmares and a day spent depressed and alone, id say iv reached beyond holiday blues #themetablues

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Not sure if i would really like or really hate to see a montage of my day yesterday. Some truly appalling behavior