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Gawd Waldos parents must be worried sick

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How many times are these people going on runs to get more condoms? #walkingdead #checktheexpirationdate

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@gallinari8888 hey bae. What club you hittin up this weekend? Asking for a friend

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@ABQPOLICE why are a bunch of police with lights and sirens going into Target right now?

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@theyetee how can Old Saint Drake find me if I don't have that sweater

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@theyetee I would give my left nut for that Drake Hotline Bling sweater

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@theyetee please for the love of Drakes dance moves bring back the Hotline Bling ugly Christmas sweater

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@drjennmann does Joe wear the same clothes everyday or are the order of events out of place?

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@OtterBox #orangesunday #otter978

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If a shark bit me because it thought I was a seal, I would never eat carbs again

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@AdryCrossman sooooooooo hoooootttttt

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If I go to the gym and don't tell everyone about it, did it really happen?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

What does the fox say? Don't know. I just hit it with my truck. Merica.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Told Hillary that I want to lose some weight. She said I can start by not being so full of shit. Well played, Hill-Dawg.

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I hope to catch a predator comes to town so he gets out of our hair @AdryCrossman

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Funny how my iPhone is turning into a piece of shit as soon as the new phone comes out #screwyouappleandthehorseyourodeinon

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I think my neighbors just bought a museum and have been nailing everything up the last 3 days. Shut the hell up with the banging

[relatable @byreIatable]

Attendance is optional? See you during finals.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Denver was pakkkkkkked!!! I appreciate dat luv!!!! Luv y'all