Rebecca Johnson

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@ayr0322 This also exists if anyone hasn't seen it: https://t.co/Ipw7M4oHFx

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@tonyhawkbrosk8 This feels like a very normal SE Portland interaction to me and that is killing me a little. We go to a little corner place and it's that same vibe like they would 100% be your human lint roller if needed.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

In the ER and the nurse is talking about his girlfriend (face lit up), said they just moved here and are exploring the city through alphabet dates where they alternate planning dates for each other. If your boyfriend works at Sunnyside ER you won the boyfriend lottery. Sooo cute.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@zoerosebryant This show is the best acting you've ever seen around the most ridiculous plot you've ever seen. Nothing anyone does makes any sense, you're constantly shouting "you're lawyers?!?" It's so stupid, and you will not stop watching if you start due to the performances being that good.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@billoram We watched the doc. There were lessons about the role the media played in that debacle that you clearly missed. Your takeaway being Black men don't deserve any grace and can't grow or change indicates you may want to rewatch after examining your biases. This is overtly racist.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@BigMeanInternet When ours was a toddler if he wanted the light turned off he asked us to "turn on the dark". I feel like they would have gotten along.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@AndrewHilaryUS When I told my mother in law we planned to move to Portland she started muttering about her son and grandkids having to live in a tent and I'm still not sure why or how that thought formed. I think about it often.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@Brocklesnitch Our family group chat last night 😂

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@blixberrie My husband is gone 12 hrs for work. I get up at 4 to have extra time with him. I enjoy his company and it's two extra hours. Sometimes I cook, sometimes he does. I wouldn't be like hey guys marriage means a 4 am start time it's great. It's not a selling point, we're just weird.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@gettagripfolks @BertDalziel He had an emergency kit. The entire article was actually like hey it's crazy this lady is alive and here's what you might need if you're this dumb. She still has not lived down arguing with him that she was fine as she actively walked off a cliff. All time hilarious move.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@BertDalziel @gettagripfolks I wish I had the actual article still she was on so many painkillers the picture was incredible. But yeah. They had an alpine marriage instead. In a world of complete jerks there is my dad.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@BertDalziel @gettagripfolks He somehow managed to crawl down, provide medical care, build her a fire, leave food and go hike to get her help. Then she married him. It was like the exact opposite of the situation I keep hearing about, but I keep thinking how lucky she is that my dad was decent and prepared.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@DJRTistic We split ours, I had a more traditional shower but at the same time we had a space for my husband and his friends to celebrate. The men's party was a poker game where the buy in was two packs of diapers. I highly recommend this setup. We didn't have to buy diapers for a minute.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@MerriamWebster Tried to tell my husband about this and apparently there is a whole different world of strong opinions out there I don't know about.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@heylindsey I'm super late but here are the sisters we just adopted.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@osheame @samswey The inspiration for Uncle Sam Goddamn was actually a song by Nina Simone called Mississippi Goddamn from the 60s and that's also worth a listen right now. Everything is fucked but at least we have a good soundtrack? But yeah his shit has been especially relevant lately.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@osheame @samswey Forest Whitaker has not left my rotation since the first time my ugly ass heard it. If anyone out there isn't familiar do yourself a favor. Perfect song.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@SarahSquirm My husband told me to put on whatever I wanted to watch and then he watched your special in it's entirety with me and now he won't make direct eye contact. Anyway thanks for saving my marriage.

[Rebecca Johnson @r_johnson83]

@DoctorShining Thank you so much I have asked my husband to walk me through how that worked so many times since we watched because what??? I gave up when I got tired of him judging me for still not understanding but I think I get it now 😂