kyder

for some reason, a cat depending on where you see me

i post garbage on bsky

[bardia @thelickin13keys]

deadass interpreted this as “b minor sharp 2” and was like yeah man my life would suck too if i was calling some fucked up chord

[poppy @popcornow_]

like what is my dad texting me

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.

[czarobomba @raacemaster]

If only Based Semi-Truck had been deployed before the midterms, we might've seen the biggest red sweep in history, a complete paradigm shift.

[cagar25 @bigguy525]

Using my own poop as a slip n slide to get around the house

[koda @kodakaderes]

9 hour warehouse shift got me losing my mind im turning dead crickets into fuckin pokemon cards

[㋾🇺🇳 @Provinciano_84]

"Genocídio branco não existe"

[kyder @r_kyde]

@JifStuff they got the robot to give them a fix for the bug and they worked on it from there its human it doesn't matter even a little bit oh but they coulda found the most niche reddit thread in history instead to fix it ohhh noooooo fuuuuuuck fuuuck thats my impression of these people

[kyder @r_kyde]

i think people getting upset over big walk having one short stretch of code that they made with the assistance of an ai chatbot need to get a grip really really really really fucking badly

[jan sewi pi unpa epiku, or rizz god | ΔΔΔ 💥 @crystalBarbasol]

"weirdcore mammaries front and center"

[SKLLHEAD @sDOTskullheadd]

how it feels staying up playing minecraft after gooning and smoking weed all day

[jol @fadeonyourknees]

my favorite video