RJWhelpley

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“You saw me and didnt even say hi”

Me:

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Why I rewind da show then pick my phone back up and miss the same part again 😭

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@shelbbb Go shopping yesterday?

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

why grandmas always got money but never got a job

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

“He snores like a hog on a ventilator”

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@shelbbb @dunkindonuts I can hear the employee already “oh I’m so sorry we actually don’t have that at the moment”

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

What do you mean we “lost” an hour of sleep? FIND IT

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@shelbbb Because it’s trash

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@dunkindonuts why would you discontinue toasted white chocolate before Christmas… Stupid

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@lindsey_lulu13 On my way

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@lindsey_lulu13 Everyone on here thanks you

[Red Sox @RedSox]

WALK-OFF INTO THE SERIES LEAD!

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

My grandfather should be president… Dennis over everyone