rach

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

bumping into your much older work bestie in spoons

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

".. and then I said one of us has to go mate and I'm fucked if it's going to be me..!"

[rgambino @R_Seshat]

sucking tits out of anger

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

I think you mean it smells like pure opulence? (please Kayleigh we can't have another lawsuit)

[Holly @hollychristiex]

Ur telling me we was locked indoors for 2 years now we’re on the brink of world war 3 :)

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

doing some research

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Dear @metpoliceuk I like to report Boris Johnson who has just admitted to attending a lockdown breaking party in May 2020 live on Television. Please can you investigate?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Boris Johnson for 25 minutes on 20 May 2020

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Chicken flatbread at Barnsley (@BarnsleyFC)

💷 £5

[ash 🍉 @StevieNicksTD]

This comment on Molly Mae's Insta 💀

[becky @bambinobecky]

cant wait to watch this when I get in

[Matt Evers @TheMattEvers]

I’m done now.
I’ve never spoken of this.
Last Christmas I had a nervous breakdown. Unable to return home, I as the rest of my cast, were all in single isolation and it was literal hell.
Knowing that the government had “meetings” (parties) is a f*ckin joke. A f*cking joke.

[Tim Craig @timkcraig]

How can you not love the Fortnum & Mason dropdown title menu?

[rach @ra2ch]

In the middle of a park??

[The Independent @Independent]

Met Police issues advice to women to ‘shout or wave a bus down’ if they don’t trust a male officer https://t.co/LfgMFjwnwz

[Jayk 🪩🕺🏻 @jokeofajake]

‘He said if his grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike!’