Cookie Monster

[xe cr: adwd @iatgih]

The way she clears all of them

[nai !🫐 @cyberslits]

“did you eat” YES😭😭😭😭😭😭 THATS ALL I FUCKEN DO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #fatchud

[kasia 🐑 @moonl1twater]

they don't know i used to be skinnier

[Cookie Monster @ra96924]

@bookinitout This is how I feel when people hate Julian as much as me

[Cookie Monster @ra96924]

@jemcarstairs Isnt she muscular

[Álex @LxoMessismoFCB]

Buen trabajo soldado, esta victoria también es tuya

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

so was spongebob :)

[★ @masiadna]

Thank God I can love both Messi and Lamine coz I’m not an insecure little bitch

[☾ @mnnnbnl]

me encanta tuitear aunque tenga 0 likes y 4 vistas

[mercy @mercyoffline]

“Why do ppl with no followers post” i am beautiful and niche and full of interesting thoughts

[squidy @kirampampam]

People really WILL NOT hesitate to tell you how much of a fat fucking pig you were once you've dropped weight

[Cookie Monster @ra96924]

Prince William being an Aston Villa fan so crazy like you don’t know your mother playing for Barcelona

[رنا @taylorsv3rsion]

taylor swift was right its a grey november and i’ve genuinely been down since july

[tripplequestionmark. @14152651sS3xy]

the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚢 @oohbany]

lo de la edad de los futbolistas será lo mismo que calcular la edad en años perros. por ejemplo, lamine yamal tiene 19 pero eso en años fútbol es 25. halaand tiene 21, eso en años fútbol deben ser como 30 y harry kane tiene 33 y eso significa que ya se va a morir

[Cookie Monster @ra96924]

@iversloganss I think everybody knows damn well that it’s Dean from the Og 4 books 😭

[ت @bonm8tis]

Ya Allah strike down cucurella

[ᜰ @Greenldn]

Vinícius a demandé la beauté, Dieu lui a donné le talent.

Il a forcé la beauté, Dieu a repris le talent.

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

rewatching grey's anatomy and every episode they tell the patient that theyre in the best hospital in Seattle and then like 2 minutes later a doctor falls asleep during surgery because theyre drunk or someone has sex and doesnt answer their pager and like 5 people die

[Miguel @ykkmiguel2]

esse ano eu tive no máximo umas 2 conquistas e uma delas foi nao ter me matado