doctor baby

always the cowboy never the cow

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

@YukonCo11087978 it’s good to be king

[L 𓂆 𓊍 @sweatvante]

ive been feeling like this for the past hour

[Stephanie Farr @FarFarrAway]

I know there's technically no audience allowed at the presidential debate tonight, but someone needs to put the Phanatic and Gritty sitting dead center in the auditorium, facing the candidates, their wide eyes and unblinking, staring into the depth of their souls.

[kie @bb_earth_wxtch]

I am SUPER excited to finally be getting top surgery, and it is also INCREDIBLY expensive! B/c of my BMI very few surgeons will work with me and it's taken over 2 years to fight w/insurance just to get coverage for this. Every little bit helps! https://t.co/u380XRzZjC

[BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF]

People can change

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

alright boys, it’s doctor baby now

[bijan @bijanstephen]

got some ice cream the other day and they were selling loosie lactaid. genius

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

driving to dune 2 and realizing I forgot to study

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Europeans witnessing the beauty of New Jersey on their way to the World Cup final

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If I just eat chocolate it’s like ok I ate chocolate. But if I eat chocolate out of an advent calendar? I earned that. That’s bc I PERSIST! It’s because I am a fighter and I patiently waited.

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

I’ve got real questions and none of you are giving me the answer

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

my sensory hell is using a blender and I love to slurp slurp my fruit, send help

[dan faughnder @danfaughnder]

Boring, amish: Going on rumspringa
Cool, fun, exciting: Listening to Doomsinga by @chrisfarren

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

The I-95 livestream:

[con(nina)clave @IamgoingbaNINAs]

what if….we kissed 😘 on…the BSL 🚊 time out …⏰❌ ….seat 💺

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 I love you 😂

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

It’s equal parts infuriating and
bewildering to me how inaccessible it’s been trying to find an apartment in the midwest.

[doctor baby @raaanchdressing]

@NEDAstaff One of NEDA’s priorities should be to pay their helpline staff rather than replace them with bots but 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Me turning around to make sure I locked my car for the third time