𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍

[gill @contactabrother]

u gotta kill urself to cancel ur planet fitness membership

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i wanna chew on those big red boots that everyone is talking about

[amir @blumenfeld]

Packing is the best excuse. It takes 9 minutes but you can get out of full nights — and sometimes days — of commitments.

[𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @raacheljohnsonn]

Fuck right off…200 stars for a free drink now😂😂😂 @Starbucks you are so greedy fr

[Starbucks Care @StarbucksCare]

We’ve made some changes to our Starbucks Rewards program that will start Monday (2/13). Read more about Star redemption and the updated tiers here: https://t.co/8AfS1pePnV

[𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @raacheljohnsonn]

@SCrompton37 😳

[league @itsleague]

I went outside for 25-30 minutes, fucking baked.

[adri @overtakenow]

sorry i have to laugh at the doja cat noah schnapp situation because why would you go to a 17-year-old known shitposter asking him to hook you up with his 29-year-old coworker and expect him to be 100% serious about it LETS BE REAL

[Ameer @AmirWith2Es]

Rogers trying to fix their outage:

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So you’re telling me that a 12 year old is too young to buy a PG-13 movie ticket, a lottery ticket or cold medicine, too young to drive a car or to vote, but not too young to be forced to carry a baby to term or to marry?

How fucked up is that?

[Joe Gurski @j0egurski]

The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert

[Enid 🌸💖✨ @eniddin]

dreaming about you

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

You do not have to share an infographic about something you know nothing about to prove you're a good person

[𓆦 @minasdemon]

Ghislaine Maxwell’s jail cell looks nice asf

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason

[JWay 💫 @TheJWayy]

if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT look over at me bro

[Dan @DaniellaVI_]

It’s time to pick up the “let’s pick this up after Christmas”