I'm sorry, I'm sure this is a wonderful dog and the perfect home is out there for him, but I can't lie, these sentences immediately made me think of Pissfingers
Fortnum & Mason have really outdone themselves with this biscuiterie dollshouse replica of all 6 levels of their store. Three pics in increasing close-up give some indication of the whimsy and incredible detail.
Ella Toone has stepped in to help save fourth-tier side Chorley Women.
Club were at risk of folding without a new leadership team. She becomes strategic and creative advisor. Club will also partner with her ET7 academy.
https://t.co/VNJTcJTGeV
Everyone's circumstances are different, but this will save me and my family about £200 a year.
Alongside removing the VAT on electricity that's £240 a year, so £20 a month.
That might not be groundbreaking but it's genuinely helpful.
I'm also pleased to see a PM jumping straight in, starting to target the cost of living. No dithering, just going for it.
Some quick wins already - can't complain
I can’t stop laughing I’m watching 911 and there was a fire alarm going off and it went on for like 10 min and I was like damn this is a long scene and then I paused the show and the alarm was still going and turns out my building fire alarm has been going off this entire time
This is Bailey. All of his toys got washed at the same time. He is interpreting this as some sort of ritualistic sacrifice. 13/10 I would sleep with one eye open
I’m a bit baffled by the catastrophic analyses of England after World Cup. That’s two semi finals in the last three and two Euros finals in a row. We do realize that only one team can win, right?
Should never be forgotten just how good Cape Verde were. Brilliant, no fear football and a refusal to lie down. Here's to more from them at future World Cups