rachelle 🍄

welcome to the shitshow

[Prin 🖤✨ @prxxna]

Titi you are on the wrong show henni. Baddies auditions are soon babe. When you leave, you can hopefully sign tf up. Weird ass girl wtf #Loveislandusa

[A ★ @heyyarnolddd]

EVERYBODY GET ON YOUR ZOOM!!! Please vote CARL BACK INTO THE HOUSE!! I’m not fucking playing #LoveislandUSA

[𝚂 °.🥥⋆❀˖°🏝️ @ERAOFMONE]

“the villa girls are high school girls and the casa girls are college girls” please get corbin and kc off my island I cannot listen to another women degrading chat. the way they talk about women is nasty
#loveislandusa

[summer ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆ @summrr__]

i’ve never heard epitome pronounced like this 😭😭😭

[mikaela @dankalruuya]

quero q a netflix faça q nem fez com o noah centineo e coloque o nick em umas 10 comédias românticas

[lesbian yaoi commander ⁷ @luffyfromatl]

imagine if everybody recouples… that’s 24 people in the villa #loveislandusa

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Coworkers: “why don’t you ever get in trouble for being late?”

Me:

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me: i’m grateful to have a job

Also me every morning when my alarm goes off for work:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[rachelle 🍄 @raatchie]

@princess_16388 hey just dm’d you!! <3

[ness @proudshanecel]

trying not to bring up heated rivalry at work

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Oh my god I just realised I'm going through life behaving like Dobby...

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me on day off:

[A @gwynthpssycndls]

Cardinal Tagle you’re the Pope in my eyes

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

You know you’re getting old when simply getting into bed starts to becoming the highlight of your day