David Rotenberg

Jewish educator for 20+ years, stand-up comic for even longer! Edgy for a rabbi, clean for a comedian. Available for bookings. [email protected]

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@SenateursLNH @Senators I'm most looking forward to an exciting new top line, a healthy locker room, and a third straight year of playoff hockey!

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@senstalk_ Upsetting to see him with the Leafs. And it was great to have him in the fold. But I agree he was inconsistent as a coach. He has a lot to offer as a mentor but I'm not sure he's ready to be an associate head coach. I think this is a loss for us but still a misstep for Toronto.

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@jasonyork33 I remember 17-year-old me being totally blindsided and excited by that signing!

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

Hey @jimmykimmel
Orthodox rabbi/comedian here. Great minds on Trump's new lineup of musicals...I've been doing a "Hitler on the Roof" bit for over 15 years! If you ever need a guest who's edgy for a rabbi but clean for a comic, we're clearly on the same wavelength.

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@ComingInHotSens @SJOrleans Haven't been to a game all year. Any chance the tickets are still available?

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

Next Mystery Jersey Drop is TOMORROW @ 8 PM EST

1. Signed NHL jerseys w/ COA
2. Fanatics Premium/MIC jersey
3. 2026 Olympic jerseys 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇸🇪🇫🇮🇨🇿
4. Outdoor game / RR
5. NHL jersey w/name
6. Blank NHL jersey

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[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

One lucky person who RTs our pinned tweet will get a FREE mystery box in TOMORROWs drop 📦❓

Must like & RT this tweet too.

Good luck! 🤝

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@MyNameIsAviJ Over the years, on many occasions, I've reached for something halachically unimportant (a mug, a pair of socks), then decided I want a different one instead...then a part of me has momentarily thought that I have to stick with the original one because ein maavirin al hamitzvos.

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@MadelnCanada @BodogCA XXL Maye please!

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

🚨2026 SB JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway an official #NFL Nike Super Bowl jersey of Seattle or New England w/any player on the back! 🏈 🇨🇦

To enter:

1. FOLLOW @BodogCA
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with your team, size & player!

Good luck! 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

Next Mystery Jersey Drop is TOMORROW @ 8 PM EST

1. Signed NHL jerseys w/ COA
2. Fanatics Premium/MIC jersey
3. 2026 Olympic jerseys 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇸🇪🇫🇮
4. Outdoor game / RR
5. NHL jersey w/name
6. Blank NHL jersey

This is an incredible value for $85 Value range $100-1200📦❓

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

One lucky person who RTs our pinned tweet will get a FREE mystery box in TOMORROWs drop 📦❓

Must like & RT this tweet too.

Good luck! 🤝

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

Rabbi Dave - Happy Heineken!

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@kittythefool @NeriZilber @FT I was supposed to meet someone for coffee in Stittsville a year and a half ago and tried to meet at Quitters - not realising it had closed. I'm not really from that part of town but always tried to visit when I was nearby. I regret not having a chance to say hi to you in person!

[David Rotenberg @rabbi_dave]

@deancain
I'm watching the new Superman movie and just can't reflect on how good the casting was on Lois & Clark. The show was definitely 90s camp, but every actor felt like the exact right choice for their role. And it was absolutely not to miss on Sunday nights!