LiftFan

Relatable, but in none of the ways you want me to be.
Trainspotter, "bus wanker", lift filmer.
Either asleep or heavily procrastinating.

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

TFW your MOT and your insurance are due at the same time, goodbye March paycheck

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

@GBNEWS Not at all, only get one life so why sap all the joy out of it?

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

Freedom day now let's fucking smash iiiiit

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

@crack_squirrels @Rabbittboygamin @networkrail Paying attention is not lying down on a level crossing with your mate taking a photo.

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

@crack_squirrels @Rabbittboygamin @networkrail So what happens if you don't hear the trains horn? On an electric line you most likely won't hear the train until it is on top of you...

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

What an absolute pile of horseshit, apparently now a headache and runny nose are the most common symptoms? During hayfever season? Fuck it, I'm binning the masks and meeting whoever I want because they won't allow us to do that any time soon 🙄
#lockdownextension #June21st

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

@the_tpa Surely it can't help that TFL keep prattling on about getting on their bikes instead of using the trains and buses?

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

It's almost June, why is it still so fucking cold

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

Can't believe it's been a whole year since the government banned nights out and casual sex

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

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[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

I'm bored

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

Lockdown 3.0, my thoughts:

Fucking hate not seeing my friends or going clubbing but god I hope the roads empty out again because it was SO GOOD when the only people on the roads actually knew how to drive over 45mph.

If you can't do the speed limit get the fuck off the roads.

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

It may be 2021 now but in my head it's still 2008

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

So basically we might be having another fucking lockdown? At this rate I'm gonna end up being stuck at home for my entire early 20's and miss the best years of my life 😭

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

It's almost November and this is the first time I've heard an ice cream van at this end of town this year

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

Remember when websites didn't make you use every character in human language for passwords and didn't make you log into the same thing on your phone just to get into a website?

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

...sorry, I got a bit over-excited and this happened

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

Covid made me fat now I can't even be fucked to get off the sofa to put my cans in the bin 😂

[LiftFan @rabbit9168]

So they've removed Little Britain, Come Fly With Me and now The Inbetweeners? Fuck this generation, these people need to dislodge their heads from their arses and stop being offended by everything...