Max

FREEZE, FREELANCE POLICE! Say, are you going to miss your pancreas? | Parody unaffiliated with Steve Purcell, run by @SadSpider_

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@PowerOfTheMindM I'd rather not think about that, if I'm being completely honest!

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@PowerOfTheMindM Is that you getting at me for not remembering anything else the toys did to (other) me?

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@HanaAshley7 I ALREADY DO THAT ON A REGULAR BASIS!

...Taking my stuff and burning it, I mean.

[Max @rabbitty_thing]

WE'VE GOTCHA NOW, YOU SORRY SACK OF CHRISTMAS CRUD! GET IN THE CAB AND CUFFS OR UNDERGO MY SHOWSTOPPINGLY OVERZEALOUSLY OVERDONE DISPLAY OF VIOLENCE!

[Craic 🍉 @CraicisIrish]

@SadSpider_ @Delta_dot_PNG *Craic Alexander IsIrish was arrested on the 21st of November on charges of disturbing the peace, he promptly fled the crime scene and was found hiding in a build-a-bear 5 hours later*

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@PowerOfTheMindM Oh, would you just shut it. The only good thing those toys did for me was make me look cool and turn me into a bazooka.

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@PowerOfTheMindM Who said I want to be associated with YOUR spoiled, hateful keister?

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@HanaAshley7 I WANNA EAT, DAMMIT!

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@freelancefudge I'd better not. If I have to go through all THAT again, I may as well dip a corndog in arsenic rather than ketchup.

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Whoever is named SAMZILLA on Splatoon 3...

...

@#$% you.

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...I think I've died and gone to heaven.

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I have made a culinary masterpiece.

Three slices of ham. A sprinkling of crumbled feta cheese. Buttered bread. A dash of caramel. Two mini Twizzlers, ripped apart and laid as such that they covered the area of this beauty. Three mini KitKats.

I will update you all soon.

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@freelancefudge Being mature is for boring people, Sam!

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What team did I choose? Gee, I wonder.

Oh well! AT LEAST I GET TO WAVE THIS AROUND!!

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@RogerBunny7 I can smell those McGuffins.

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@MaskedMann_M3 @SadSpider_ Now.

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@TheBelieverMage @SadSpider_ Thank youuuuu~!

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@StunkyBunks @SadSpider_ You hesitated.

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@ImagesKirby LOOK, SAM, THERE I AM!!