Rach 👽🔮

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would ban Tylenol and not guns?

US, of course.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one has to wonder why the prime minister of fucking israel is so invested in mourning an american podcaster

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Loving every single one of these.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How every game of RISK ends

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Stitch from ‘Lilo & Stitch’ crashes the #Superbowl https://t.co/4ofcXuK1oF

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

two types of autism
https://t.co/9hbmSve5jd

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

The colony gonna be hyped when he gets back

[tay.noelle @tay_maier_09]

Dear @hulu , with @Netflix_CA loosing majority of its Canadian subscribers this is a very prime opportunity for you to expand your streaming service to your neighbour to the North. Smart business move just saying. @Disney I know you own Hulu

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just give up, you will be dead one day and no one will care

Follow me for more motivational quotes

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[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Please get all your prayers in by lunchtime as I will be totally pissed after 1pm

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i know you’re depressed and i really am sorry but like it’s your turn in imessage golf so like

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

golden retriever energy bf + black cat energy gf

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Queen Elizabeth really dropped before GTA 6 let that sink in