happy gilmore too

a nice, normal young man

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

i think doing a combover together every morning would be an incredibly romantic activity

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

yes, yes, you can all stop sending this to me, i know, this is what i voted for #maga

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: “I’D BE THE GREATEST COMMUNIST IN HISTORY”

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@redd1ngfan bruton gaster

[#1 Manul Fan @DizzySunni]

Explaining to the weird guy at work that, unfortunately, Islam is full and we can't take on anyone new at the moment

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

i will also need everyone to constantly be telling me how cool and funky fresh my pimped out ride is, or else

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

can we get a gofundme going? i need need a pimp mobile to live as my true self a delorean ideally or lincoln or rolls-royce w/ high-end stereo, chrome hubcaps, and green skulls, pls pls pls i swear if i can't get one i'm literally going to end my shit and then u will all be sorry

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

i don't have anything funny to say about this movie, it blew me away watch it if u care about or respect me (or yourself); otherwise we have nothing to say to one another streaming now on bit torrent https://t.co/v0IeP1GmyT

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

whenever I feel it coming on, you can be well aware
if ever i try to push away, you can just keep me, tell me
tell me, tell me you'll meet me
tell me, tell me you'll keep me
tell me, tell me you'll meet me
will you meet me more than halfway up?

[drop]

[outro]

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

sick of my current work and looking for new opportunities is anyone doing a bring your cabbage to work day how do i get the job where, once a week, you're required to bring in and microwave a fish curry or something similar

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genuinely think nazi pedo elon musk is cooked this time a multi-trillion dollar company may be too big even for the criminal us government to bail out https://t.co/aGHh7RLi3s

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

Everyone who bought $SPCX on the open market is now sitting at a loss on their investment.

You know what that means, right?

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

yeah bitch, hell yeah, this is what i voted for #maga

[Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟ @burrytracker]

SpaceX is down ~20% since Cramer posted this tweet

$SPCX has now lost $800,000,000,000 in market cap

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

if you're a natural bbl slim thick who's in love and cohabitating with me, please dm, i can't find the fire extinguisher

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

they repo'd the taint and everything for being too sweaty on account of the unshaved hair so if u were waiting your turn to get a taste u don't have to stay in line, it's over

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

i've got 24 hrs to get hold of a new shaver or else they're going to repossess my entire scrote

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

the new butt meta appears to be strategic liposuction over bbls, i guess, to effect a more natural look

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

walking down the street w/ two joints like i'm freddy fister

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

now that the iran war is over and we are all friends again, i would like to circle back to this

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: US government deletes Epstein file 468 that contained an image of President Trump.

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

and also, donny crane

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denny crane

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

well yes, i suppose if you were to sandwich my d*ck, b*lls, and scrote in between a nice pair of gf buns you could call that a donny berger (like the movie) but i don't see why we wouldn't just f*ck normal-style instead?

[happy gilmore too @racescientist]

does anyone want to buy me an animé body pillow so i can learn to f*ck