Rachel

best wishes•warmest regards

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Rachel @rach_fed]

Sorry I can’t come to work today, the world is literally crumbling around us

[Rachel @rach_fed]

@marissascamaldo One needed it to cross the border to Canada and the other had to get it for nursing school 🙄

[Rachel @rach_fed]

I can’t stop thinking about the women that put activated charcoal on their injection sites after I gave them their COVID vaccines to “draw it out of their system”. That was a new one

[Rachel @rach_fed]

Remember when people were appreciative of healthcare workers? Can we go back to that?

[Rachel @rach_fed]

A few months ago a lady cursed me for not filling her prescription and I think it took effect today because that’s the only way to explain all of the bad things that have happened

[alyssa @deanoruu]

the four elements

[Rachel @rach_fed]

@wellheyitsjules Some of my best work honestly

[Rachel @rach_fed]

Today is one of those days where you check to see if it’s a full moon to try to justify the craziness

Hint: it’s not, people are just rude

[Rachel @rach_fed]

@wellheyitsjules @MiriamFederman Always make a reduction

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

absolutely thrilled to announce that today i am Overwhelmed™️

[Rachel @rach_fed]

My nephew farting himself to sleep is quite possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen

[Rachel @rach_fed]

A patient was arguing with me about the concept of deductibles and I really almost said “I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius.” Glad I stopped myself

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Amanda Gorman’s full poem on #InaugurationDay

[Rachel @rach_fed]

This is why we cried when he was elected in 2016. Appalled, but not surprised.

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

Did that ignorant bitch baby just put out that video calling those terrorists “very special”?

[Rachel @rach_fed]

How do I send Stacey Abrams an edible arrangement bc SHE 👏🏻 DID 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻

[Rachel @rach_fed]

Do other people stare longingly at their closet in hopes to one day wear something that isn’t sweatpants or is that just me?