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Wife Life💍

[ℝ∀⊂Hε∟ @rach_hett]

Not my child waking up an hour+ early on the weekend… 💀

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Because my work computer was also installing an update, the update got corrupted and my computer was stuck in a crash loop. When I called at 7:10 and I was the 7th caller that help desk agent had spoken too with the same issue, I knew it was going to be a rough day

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When Princess Yue used water bending to freeze Sokka in his place after the moon spirit was killed which removed the water tribes ability to water bend I lost the little hope I was holding on to… #AvatarTheLastAirbender on #Netflix you started strong but turned into hot garbage

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Listening to Charlotte sing to herself and be so talkative and happy literally brings tears to my eyes. Ask me in a year if it gets old, but right now I love every sound she makes 💕

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@AliJoyful Wife him up. Sounds like a golden retriever model. 10/10 recommend.

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The rollercoaster of emotions that I went through at 3am when I discovered a very large pile of puke/crap upstairs and went closer only to realize it was a dog toy 😵‍💫

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When you hear your toddler babbling at 5:45 am on a Saturday 🙃

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Chiefs vs Bills (Josh’s version)

[ℝ∀⊂Hε∟ @rach_hett]

Nothing prepares you for parenting when you feel like you’re dying. When your child chooses tonight to wake up and carry on for an hour while your head is pounding and your body is aching. Pray for me

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Reasons why Charlotte had a meltdown/tantrum today: I wouldn’t let her touch a hot heater and I won’t let her throw herself down the stairs 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ℝ∀⊂Hε∟ @rach_hett]

#AHSDelicate predictions: ex-wife is definitely not dead she’s trying to save the new wife from whatever the husband is doing. Some weird harvest thing.

[ℝ∀⊂Hε∟ @rach_hett]

Things I didn’t expect to happen after having a baby… my body falling apart. Omg my knees are so bad I feel 80 years old.

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When your husband is sick with a man cold so you have to go get him ice cream

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Ahhh yes… my child starts to cry getting near when she is due for a bottle so daycare puts her down for a nap instead even through she woke up less than an hour ago so she (being her) falls asleep and is now going to be over napped and underfed - perfect combo for nighttime

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Perfect start to the storm… a bird flew down the chimney and is trapped in the wood stove 😅

[ℝ∀⊂Hε∟ @rach_hett]

Not to sound totally cliche, but the love I have for my child is beyond anything I’ve ever imagined. It wasn’t something that happened instantly but instead has grown day over day to where we are today.

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Whoever invented daylight savings time obviously wasn’t a parent #SOS #INeedCoffee

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Insomnia hits different when you have a 2 mo who depends on you all day and you can’t make up the sleep you lost by napping because they won’t sleep for more than 10 minutes at a time 😅😭

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@cutoffsncoffee Adorable 🥰

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When do children stop gasping for air in their sleep? I swear I spend half the night wondering if she is alive still… until she gasps