Rachel

[m @msnetik]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

It's his day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear

[Jensen Lewis @JLEWFifty]

.@CleGuardians fans:

I give you Lane Thomas & Celine Dion

[Rachel @rach_la28]

Started my Master’s and this is very accurate

[Rachel @rach_la28]

One of my 5th grade classes has discovered @blink182, and for forty straight minutes I had kids yelling out “Where are you?” in the most emo way possible and I think this may be the funniest thing to happen at my job as a millennial teacher who still listens to punk rock lmao

[Katie Moon @ktnago13]

Cleveland this is for you

[Rachel @rach_la28]

Husband and I decided that we wouldn’t survive through the first day of a quiet place with our dog, not because of barking, but because of the insane amount of loud burps that come out of her every day

[Rachel @rach_la28]

@DuckCowMoose @Morg_Krause We can next March lol

[Rachel @rach_la28]

@Morg_Krause Literally thought of you when I saw this today lol

[trish @ultragloss]

i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did

[val @lalalandism]

god made men and sent ryan gosling as an apology

[Rachel @rach_la28]

Told one of my 4th graders that she can’t use the word hell at school because it’s a swear word, and she responded by telling me “it’s just a place.” So I said that may be true, but she can’t tell her classmates they’re “going to go to hell for being so stupid” lol

[Rachel @rach_la28]

I have a kindergarten student that bites right into the middle of his uncrustable every day at lunch which leaves him with a Heath Ledger-style joker smile, except it’s made out of peanut butter and jelly lmao

[Kendall Roy Kent @NicoleRedness]

This is the realest thing Pedro Pascal has ever done

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

still thinking about ryan gosling screaming SUBLIME!

[Rachel @rach_la28]

Three of my students asked me if I shaved my eyebrows off, and that’s how I realized I forgot to fill them in this morning when I was getting ready so they’re just normal today lmao

[Rachel @rach_la28]

Josh and I spend our weeks just patiently waiting for the next hour of Pedro Pascal television to air