Rachael Masterson

who knows really

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

I said yes 💛

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

Chrissy? Chrissssyyyy. Hello? Chrissy! Hey 👋 Chrissy, wake up! Hey. Hello? Chrissy. Hello? 👋 Hey. CHRISSY! Time to wake up. 👏👏👏 Hello? Can you hear me? Wake up, Chrissy. CHRISSY, WAKE UP!! I DON’T LIKE THIS, CHRISSY! WAKE UPPPP! CHRISSY! CHRISSY! CHRISSY, WAKE UP NOW!

[Matt Ramos @therealsupes]

I’ve stanned Nancy since this moment. #StrangerThings

[ken @croissanttrash]

the first episode of stranger things season 4 without any context:

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

“I found you on Facebook. You have two kids, a cute husband, and you worked at a consignment shop in town. We go FBI mode on all the new teachers”
🥴 haha okay

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

I’m gonna start a thread of things these kids say to me that really make me go “huh”
a boy asked me if I had a disease that made me short or was I just born like this
🥲

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

Today it was “Elton John is, like, my idol.”

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

If my two year old calls me Rachael one more time 😤😤

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

You know what day it is...#PretzelDay 🥨

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

@CO1stCIVDIV I really should start one, because between being pregnant at the start of the year, to being short, and being asked if I’m a student or a teacher by FOURTH GRADERS, I would have a novel

[megan @chismosavirus]

therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

@ashhhhhhleydawn Looks like you’ve dropped!!

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

@Shayyy_99 @Brookli_11 I guess us ‘ cause we went to Branson directly after🥴😂

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

@Brookli_11 We went to a chapel that’s in Western Grove on the way to Branson! I cannot for the life of me remember exactly what it was called 😅
But I’d def say Eureka would be BEAUTIFUL

[kyndall🍓🪩 @kyndallrene]

me showing up to see the batman next friday

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Today we remember Gabriel Fernandez, the boy who was tortured and killed by his mother and her boyfriend, on what would've been his 17th birthday. ❤️🕊🙏

[Rachael Masterson @rach_masterson]

We made the mistake of telling Kylie to pat Averie’s butt to calm her down when she’s crying, and now every time Kylie sees her she says “aww she’s so butt”