rstephenson

On the line 🍒

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

What shall I do for the long weekend?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

not funny i already had my garage door closed and the car on before i thought to check

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Showing up to work 15 min late holding a salted pretzel

[claire cottrill @clairo]

january 3rd, 2019

[dizzy @rundizzy]

the last few seconds have been fine for me

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i like how they gave the croque monsieur sandwich a girlfriend

[charlie @chunkbardey]

omg wait u know what i’m craving??? a huge surge of happiness

[McShirehampton @McShirehampton]

Had to try this trend 😊

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Monday, Tuesday, Spring.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wiping ur mouth with a wet napkin >>>>

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Mia Goth says she decided not to create an Instagram account after finding out that Cate Blanchett was not on the app.

(https://t.co/8C90QmHznf)

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[rstephenson @rach_step]

Microdosing a paycheck by getting my apartment security deposit back

[dizzy @rundizzy]

*kicks you under the fridge*

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sooo annoying when my cats bother me when i’m sleeping. though of course i’m allowed to bother them when they are because of hierarchy