Cabbaa Ranks

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

I have decided im too funny to not be active on twitter. Welcome me back everyone!!!!

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

I seriously just got an email for a listing for a MOBILE HOME THAT HAS A $309,000 ASKING PRICEEEEEE

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

I HATE reading the preferences that men have for women on their hinge profiles😂 like you get what you get sir

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

Can we please talk about how absolutely hideous bridesmaid dresses are?? I hope my sister understands I won’t be caught dead in those potato sacks

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

Maybe someday they’ll make fake tanner that doesn’t smell like old pee? You guys smell so bad😭😂

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

Trying to buy a house in NJ is ridiculous.... how is this A MILLION DOLLARS?!?

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

Someone tell me not to go off on a middle aged woman who my mom is friends with on Facebook

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

@BOSSSMAN96 Black month history

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

@queenbeeabby @sumsumthn Money well spent!

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

@PoisonToTheMind Ummmmm literally WOW😍

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

@queenbeeabby @raccoonhourly I’ve been looking for more accounts to follow!!!!

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

My dad used to wake me up to yell at me when I fell asleep with the TV on and now he leaves it on while we are all at work so the dogs don’t get lonely!

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

So where do people just have like 40 egg crates laying around?????

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

There’s a picture in one of these books of a man pulling a car with a string connected to a fish hook that is pierced through his back and I’m still not over that

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

Shopping on Shein would be so much more fun if they didn’t have literally 70,000 shirts to look through

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

That’s why I love New Jersey because here it is!!!! Still doesn’t stop anyone though lol

[BJ ®🕊 @BASEDJESUS]

This should be ticketable offense

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

The WiFi people must be making a shit ton off my dad because they bring a new router every week and the shit still never works

[Cabbaa Ranks @rachaelcabaa]

@queenbeeabby 😂😂😂