rachael

save the turtles 🐢

[rachael @rachaelflodmand]

Literally every reliable evidence based practice out there: immunizations do not cause autism

Middle aged white woman named sharon: but you see...I think they do

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:

[rachael @rachaelflodmand]

If Gen Z tries to bring back low rise jeans next I’m leaving the planet

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

BREAKING: Joe Biden wins Pennsylvania. #APracecall at 11:25 a.m. EST. #Election2020 https://t.co/lGfinjTqT4

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WILL BE PRESIDENT-ELECT, NBC NEWS PROJECTS. https://t.co/gGS2tyKRy9

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[New Jersey @NJGov]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASKS?
WTF = wear that facemask
IMO = indoors mask on
WYM = where’s your mask
CTFU = cover that face up
LMAO = leaving mask always on
DM = dope mask
SMH = superb mask habit
BDSM = bring dad some masks
TYVM = that’s your valiant mask
TMI = that mask is

[👼🏻 @nanisxo]

If this virus never happened i know my life would be so good rn

[New Jersey @NJGov]

🚨WE GOT A SITUATION🚨

Listen to @ItsTheSituation – we know Jersey loves to party but TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. STAY HOME and #FlattenTheCurve.

The comeback is always greater than the setback. 💪

[morgan @mrgnmrphy]

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Someone said “so Pete Davidson with a regular sleep schedule” lmaooo

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m Guy Fieri, and we’re rollin’ out... on the campaign trail 🇺🇸 #Guy2020

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

Nobody:

Frankie Muniz:

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Big Fat Liar is on Netflix now. Amanda and I just want to say... You're welcome.

[Basimah @Basimah_Haqq]

Please don’t update me on things that no longer concern Me. With all due Respect, I don’t care.

[✰𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 ✰ @wydtrace]

Blind people gonna be happy asf when they see this one