Rachel Assisi

Communicator. Recycler.

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I want to be Shakira when I grow up. #VMAs

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@rachelisblue Today!

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The Terms and Conditions will always get you! #BlackMirror

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I love that Josh Segarra has become such an integral part of The Other Two that you really miss his presence when he's not in an ep.

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@rachelisblue

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This crowd was amazing!
#EastRuthTSTheErasTour

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"It's a dream come true if it wasn’t such a total f*ing disaster" is one of the greatest retorts ever to a pregnancy reveal. #Succession

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@BCDreyer I'm the dream come true if it wasn’t such a total disaster.

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Blasphemy.

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

The other day I pitched “Donna Martin Graduates” for my picket sign and literally no one knew what I was talking about so now I’m also on strike from young people.

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Oh, yeah!

[Netflix @netflix]

Black Mirror is BACK! Season 6 is coming this June.

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@FilmUpdates Does she have her flats for the subway and lunch tote in that bag?

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Using Modern Love for the last song in the #Shrinking finale, <chef’s kiss>.

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@tomandlorenzo Daylights savings.

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Man, I miss Motown. #GRAMMYs

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Brandi Carlisle - wow. #GRAMMYs

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Rejoice. Rejoice. We have no choice, but to carry on.

#DavidCrosby

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@rachelisblue

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@ThatEricAlper “I’ll have a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.”

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