Rach de Rossi♛

I'm just living my life, no regrets.

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Me when everyone walks in but my girl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITHOUT DORINDA?! #TraitorsUS #Traitors

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Eric, I love you- but first you couldn't hear and now you can't see?! Man with the magic ears & eyes to have such great music without those skills #TraitorsUS #Traitors 😆

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

@gofooji 💜💜

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Was no one going to tell me that the lyrics to Diet Pepsi aren’t “my lips reflect off his Costco chain?!” I sing those lyrics with my full chest. @Costco @addisonraefeed

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

@Starbucks I’m going to need you to let me know that Mushroom Kale Egg Bites aren’t being discontinued…. Please say it isn’t so!

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

The reason we all love the @selenagomez @Oreo is because it tastes like the Dunkaroos of our childhood. #YoureWelcome

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Hey @starbucks my app hasn’t loaded in 7 days & I can’t get to my birthday reward. What’s a girl to do?!

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Britney has a chance of becoming my favorite player if she flips that card for Danielle. Let’s gooooo #TheTraitors

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@McDonalds this year has been enough already. Stop playing games. When is the Snack Wrap coming back?! #SnackWrap #Please

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Watching last night’s #RHONY and I’m confused how Bryn wouldn’t go to Catch but went to Frying Pan? No shade because I loved that place also but when I was in my early 20s…

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

My driving would be so much more impressive if people knew that my car doesn’t have sensor beeping & I drive with my directions on mute 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

The frequency and subject lines of political donation email requests become less annoying when you pretend that the politician is an ex. Then it just becomes entertaining. Subject line this morning was just “please” 😆

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Waiting for @Meghan_Trainor to release the Whoops you F’d Up version so I can drive around singing my heart out… While in a happy healthy relationship but that part is irrelevant here.

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

@salesforce #DF24  #SalesforceGiveaway NY! 🍎

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

If you’ve never asked @alexa99 to play Mozart and was greeted by a deep voice talking about Amazon music that scares the s* out of you, then you haven’t fully lived

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Crazy that this was also my first thought

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Trump

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Trump

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

Not to be a hater, in any form, but every new Taylor Swift song I’ve heard has been against my will. Like right now at the hair salon I have heard Down Bad for the first time. And it’s good, kinda sounds like her previous songs, but this has been thrusted upon me.

[Rach de Rossi♛ @rachderossi]

I’ve spoken to 3 people that were on the toilet during the NY #earthquake and didn’t feel a thing. So down with that what you will..

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Love seeing all the emails of what to do in the event of an earthquake.. like thanks but that would have been helpful… 3 hours ago…