Africa is funny.
Kenya played South Africa yesterday in south Africa. They have a return leg in kenya, south Africa landed in Kenya already but Kenya hasn't landed in Kenya yet😭😭🥱
Drama as Senator Ole Kina almost wrestles Nominated senator Hezena Lemaletian infront of Ruto at Maa Cultural Festival for exposing the Maasai leadership
Gachagua entrance into the Sifuna wing removes appx 1000 online votes but brings into the table solid 5+ million ground votes.
Excellent math if you ask me.
BREAKING NEWS: Shock as kenyas most Preffered candidate for the 2027 election loses appetite and sleep after losing the respect of a CRE teacher from kitui with a failed homosexual career that died after the closure if USaid. More news to follow at 9pm News
If you have managed to consistently have the same phone number for more than 10 years, you are a very organized and stable person in life. How old is your sim card?
There’s a generational culture shift whereby Gen Zs don’t actually take breakfast,,, they do brunch. And most of them only eat one meal a day. If you’re a Millennial and decide to date a Gen Z, usipokuwa mkali unaweza kufa njaa Omwami.