rachel pak

if heaven and hell were a person it'd be me

[Errai @errai]

We all have that friend who’s a concept

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

im putting a stripper pole in there too so its a show and fuck

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

my apartment is a neurodivergent sensory overload so i had to make some space for intercourse in case they aren't whimsical

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

i finally organized my wardrobe. my watch thought i was working out for 3 hours and i was.

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

Telepathy and telekinesis are real btw

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

someone asked me "how are u so nonchalant your life is like euphoria the tv show"

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

covering my tattoos with temporary tattoos of ugly butterflies until i decide the final product

[goth aesthetics @gothsthetiques]

that’s just protection

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Men reclining in the laps of their women.

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

instead of being the stripper I just want to be the undercover cop that is sexy and slightly too intelligent and observes way too often. and then talk shit to all the men and does unhinged things cuz she don't care about the $$ but she still going to get $$

[rachel pak @rachdpak]

okay okay I'm the CIA agent what do y'all want to know I can do a q&a later

[asa @ChetNeverHanks]

[guy with amnesia having sex] who’s pussy is this

[Egg @eggfromabird]

if i was a king i would kiss my jester passionately on the lips every tine he made me laugh