Rachel

professional amateur

[Rachel @rachdur]

If you drink enough wine it tastes like love

[chelsea @STUPlDIDIOT]

no phones allowed in the john mulaney show i hope you all can hear my thoughts for the next hour

[donni saphire @donni]

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[clintoris @clintoris]

the only way twitter is actually usable is by pretending ur just texting some guy

[Rachel @rachdur]

I miss you until I close my eyes

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

WE’RE DANCING AROUND THE KITCHEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT

[Rachel @rachdur]

weho… I am in you

[Rachel @rachdur]

@The_KJohnson forsure lol

[Rachel @rachdur]

@The_KJohnson since when have you had pierced ears?…

[Rachel @rachdur]

@AshleyKSmalls dammit I think I’m a chalamet fan

[Rachel @rachdur]

another day of being a girl which is easy and awesome

[Rachel @rachdur]

the shittier your eyeliner the more likely your crush will want to hangout it’s science

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

idk man september feels a lot like october

[Rachel @rachdur]

should I commit emotional torture and listen to his music? 🤠

[Rachel @rachdur]

this but also be standoffish just a little

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i just want someone to constantly tell me how fire I am, worship me and not embarrass me. it’s that simple.

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

That’s it I’m crying

[Rachel @rachdur]

I just stole all of Peach’s coins she’s gonna be so pissed

[Rachel @rachdur]

u got the vaccine? let’s kiss ab it