Rachels' Big Day

She/Her/Sailor. Porkologist. Iconoclast.
This is where i post my thoughts. Please dont sue.

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

Im prepping for my big day

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@elonmusk You were too lame to get on the largest party island in the world for losers. Ur a fucking faggot

[ghouluziaaa† @ghouluzia]

(horrible distortion screech)
FUCK
(180DB DRUM SNARE)
SOME PEOPLE WANNA FUCK YOU
(more feedback)
YOU SHOULD BE [[[[]]]]
(FADEOUT AT END)
peak music

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The baseball gods have asked me to tell you all that the only way to prevent the apocalypse is a @tigers win tonight. If they lose, billions will die. The savannah bananas will win the 2026 world series. Worst of all, Cal Raleigh’s ass will deflate to a normal size

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball flavored vape. Stolen base flavored vape

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It’s all about dying from preventable causes

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@realjayjem The one that got away 🥹

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

Explain what makes you a bitch.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Explain what makes them trans.

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@realjayjem Do you keep it in a secret box?

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

Ye be talking like twomad before he died.

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

Id let Count Orlock plow me like the driveway

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

Count Orlock is hot. Dont fight me on this. You know its true.

[Ash @BlessArceus]

Difficulty: insane

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@realjayjem Get. A. Job.

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@katyperry No

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@realjayjem Kilometers arnt even real units of messurment

[Rachels' Big Day @rachegate]

@realjayjem Its also charli so like 💅