rachel

my last social media frontier

[rachel @rachel_knows]

pitting my unopened texts against each other. i can’t open the fun one until i reply to the scary one. now i never text back. nobody has heard from me in years. i moved to the forest

[rachel @rachel_knows]

today in ~anxiety~ i came to the car place bc my engine is making a horrible clunking noise and instead of saying that i asked for an oil change :) any chance that will fix the horrible clunking ?

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin i’m showing this to your PTA

[rachel @rachel_knows]

Another thing they don’t teach you in school: how to send a letter or package at usps without making a fool of yourself

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin phone 👏 time 👏

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin unt😌

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin choralfest is cancelled it’s ur bday all night

[rachel @rachel_knows]

sending up a little prayer for all the newly manufactured and printed sorority tshirts that will never be worn again after rush this week 🙏

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin i’m drunk but i’m not kidding

[rachel @rachel_knows]

@lowsaratonin where do i buy it

[DECKI @bydecki]

Did ur parents make u a pathological liar, an award winning actor, or a cold emotionally suppressed shell of a human. which one

[rachel @rachel_knows]

jennifer lane is being controlled by a rat

[Climate Dad @ClimateDad77]

It comes down to this, a #Degrowth world is very likely the only world where we have a chance of survival.

Everything else is just noise.

[rachel @rachel_knows]

just found out ! girls at the CoM are undateable bc we shower too much 💅🏻✨

[rachel @rachel_knows]

enough services that unsubscribe to netflix for you. give me a service to unsubscribe to the same 37 emails i delete every day

[rachel @rachel_knows]

when i’m a teacher i’m gonna tell all the wasp moms that kids with therapists write the best college essay

[rachel @rachel_knows]

something about sitting in the passenger seat of a quiet car for more than 1 hour always makes me spend my life savings online

[rachel @rachel_knows]

is fomo the kind of thing i can get a diagnosis for

[rachel @rachel_knows]

the phrase “re-reschedule” fills me with existential horror

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“you only live once” as a reason to do wild shit has officially been replaced by “the earth will literally be uninhabitable in 10 years”