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[rmp @rachel_push]

Hey CBS All Access, why did I pay so much for you when I CANT WATCH ANY OF MY SHOWS?!? I don’t care if you have syndication contracts. I paid to watch CBS shows. That means all 10 seasons, not 1 episode of your choosing. You’re not worth the money. 😑

[rmp @rachel_push]

Me seeing people freak out just because @Harry_Styles wore a dress again:

[rmp @rachel_push]

Tired of being an adult, tired of feeling like a child. I just want snacks, nap time, and limitless money for books and streaming services. That’s not a lot to ask.

[rmp @rachel_push]

Hostile Reminder: don’t be a twat because you didn’t order things earlier and/or are completely oblivious to the year long pandemic that requires people to stay home. People are doing their jobs the best they can. Be respectful to them, not a dick.

[Stands @Stands]

Gentle reminder - the warehouses (and postal service) are doing their best to get things out to you quickly. They are operating at half staff and using precautions. Please be patient with any online goods you order this season.

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@edwinsammon @tconspiracyguys But I’d pay in yen...

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After a year taking a break from podcasts, I’m back listening to @tconspiracyguys and that shit is better than the Calm app. I’d pay to have Ed Sammon lead me through a sarcastic guided meditation.

[rmp @rachel_push]

@tconspiracyguys @edwinsammon I’ll check it out! Good to hear your voice again, Gordo! Congrats on all the success. You’re killing it. 😊

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@aghangel14 @Odd_Rantings @parva_x But why do they have to specify that no carts are allowed? Who could fit a cart in there?! 👀 I want to see someone try.

[rmp @rachel_push]

Both.

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@Odd_Rantings 🙂 thank. down but not out, right?

[rmp @rachel_push]

Defeated.

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😏

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Why doesn’t my period tracker app have “hateful” listed as a mood option? I feel like that’s a grave oversight.

[rmp @rachel_push]

😐....wtf is this train wreck called Grease 2? Ought to be ashamed, really.

[rmp @rachel_push]

🥺🥺😊

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@IheartNY83 I died laughing when Backstreet Boys came on during a fight scene though. 😂

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I need the soundtrack to season two of the Umbrella Academy. Classics.

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@TaliRarity13 🙌🏻

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😐🔫🧨💣🗡⚰️

[rmp @rachel_push]

Yes, please.