Rachel Joy

I’ve found some kind of fairytale

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

i keep thinking i need to just sleep for a few weeks and then remembering they wrote a book about that and it was a whole Thing

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

the first glimpse of your own personality reflected back at you through your toddler is truly harrowing

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed

[Rachel Joy @rachel_scheler]

@nicolita_d Sleep train! We used the Ferber method and saw results within the first two nights. EVERYONE in the family was happier once we all started sleeping.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.

The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.

Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

[James P. Coll, Ph.D. @jimcoll]

Scenes from this evening’s jog around campus.

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

I see the way my friends (educated, middle-class) are parenting their toddlers: no screen time, books galore, exposure to enrichment activities, and there’s going to be a divide along class lines so vast I don’t even think we can fathom it right now

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

just remembered to finally get this out now while there’s no news story about a kid getting accepted into 30 different colleges so no one thinks i'm raining on their parade:

it’s very weird to apply to 30 colleges

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Welcome to Worm Fashion Week💃📸👢

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

Taken by Sequoia Emmanuelle

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo wants to wish Elmo’s mommy a happy #MothersDay! Elmo loves you. ♥️

[Whiskers 'N' Wishes Sanctuary @WishesRescue]

🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨

This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.

PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I miss my Guy.. 🙏 The Belz

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

[UNT Men's Basketball @MeanGreenMBB]

ATIN WRIGHT AT THE BUZZER!

18-POINT COMEBACK WIN!

#GMG