Rachel Shutter

RN. Pawnee goddess. Michigander✋

[NFL @NFL]

We, the NFL, condemn racism and the systematic oppression of Black People. We, the NFL, admit we were wrong for not listening to NFL players earlier and encourage all to speak out and peacefully protest. We, the NFL, believe Black Lives Matter. #InspireChange

[Kat BSN, RN, CCRN🩺✨ @SaltyLikeSaline]

Me, a float pool CNA, hiding under the bed:

Armed robber:

Me:

Armed robber:

Me:

Armed robber:

Me:

Armed robber: I’m going to take your ONLY bladder scanner

Me: I THINK THE FUCK NOT

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

@madskwiatkowski @madskwiatkowski the utter shade though

[mads @madskwiatkowski]

sext:

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

Bless this.

[CMU Softball @CMUSoftball]

T7 | KAYLA NOCH! The junior sends one to left field for a 2-run homerun to score Kalina! The Chippewas now trail by one, 4-3 as a new pitcher comes in for Ohio to face Curtis

[CMU Softball @CMUSoftball]

T2 | Noch with a perfectly executed squeeze bunt! CMU takes an early 1-0!

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

“Who do I get my nice ass from mom?”-@daniel_shutt98

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

GREAT 2 RUN HOMER KAYLA! GREAT JOB SISSY 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 @kayla_noch

[CMU Softball @CMUSoftball]

KAYLA NOCH HOMERUN! 2-run dinger to left center field evens the score at 4!!

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

blood= boiled #stou2018

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

we asked 100 people 'what is the most unnecessary halloween costume in the history of the world?'

sexy Steve Harvey was the number 1 answer

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

@madskwiatkowski Wake up and make me lunch pls k thx biiiii

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I just hope the next bachelor is sincere. Someone who is truly ready to settle down and dedicate himself to Dancing with the Stars.

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

If you're not beyond exhausted when you roll into work do you even work in healthcare?????

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

From tonight’s #LNSM: Here are @SethMeyers’ remarks about the Charlottesville terror attack.

[Rachel Shutter @rachel_shutter]

@daniel_shutt98 https://t.co/LU8wAlSZ03