rachel

is having 2 nose piercings a personality trait

[🩰 @Ekkoexplosion]

Me trying to figure out how we’re getting an album if #Rhianna is having another baby

[rachel @rachelandersen9]

Chronicles of a Park City Housesitter😘

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Bro pass the sunsk (short for sunscreen)

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

It’s hard to top a friend like @cher! 🥰

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne]

I’m so impressed by people in their 20s who got a divorce. You made a commitment, broke a commitment AND hired a lawyer in the same decade that I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hair.

[jame @kloogans]

ur honor are u mad at me

[rachel @rachelandersen9]

Update: I got skin cancer😂

[rachel @rachelandersen9]

Don’t touch me I’m tan

[rachel @rachelandersen9]

People be like “oh I know this really great bar” then take you to Twist.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i hate when ppl are like “i love winter!!” well now my fingies are cold. happy now ???? is this what you wanted ??

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

forever grateful, this year and every year, that my family does not do a 5k, play touch football, or do any kind of physical activity whatsoever on thanksgiving

[rachel @rachelandersen9]

My horoscope said “do you have a parasite or are you possessed” and I feel heard