Rachel AF

I find comfort in the creepy.

[Rachel AF @rachelayeff]

Just remember you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but you can always be a hoe

[Rachel AF @rachelayeff]

The ship and anchor is where everyone should go

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

did i dodge a bullet or was i the bullet

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Rachel AF @rachelayeff]

Happy Birthday Brian! 🥳

[John Pointless @JohnPointless_]

I find it very fitting we all died together

[َ @gir1genius]

RIP CUM

[zee @zee63365234]

i’m famously not a prude i’ll suck toes but i be at the beach sometimes like Bro thong Bikinis are crazy as FUCK

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[Rachel AF @rachelayeff]

Everyone should go to @sledisland at least once

[kendall @filmbitten]

oh my god the minions are doing singin in the rain

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[🦋 @leftunsents]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a CAR and died that'd be good

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I hope this email finds you still in love with me

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

do the habs and avs start playing for the bronze tonight or is that tomorrow