Rachel Abrams

my mother-in-law is my biggest fan.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Offering my husbands morning fart as an air horn for all your social distanced car parades.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Is this sarcasm #TikTok

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I hope the genius who added the “it seems like you forgot to attach files” feature to gmail got a huge bonus

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Happy horned up college student soap opera episode release day to all who observe. #TellMeLies

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Midday crisis anyone? Every day at noon I’m like “is life meaningless? Or do I just need a sandwich?”

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@KeviFergs Yes

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

In la people go to karaoke to workshop.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

She’s a 10 but can only remember 1/10 things you tell her.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@kayden_hines enFU

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Pick a superpower: flying OR snapping your fingers and being ready for bed

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@mosaadat @altopharmacy Try @capsulecares

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@altopharmacy Haven’t heard back. Can you escalate this to someone who calls back? Maybe @capsulecares @Walgreens @cvspharmacy … literally any other pharmacy.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

They left me on read @altopharmacy

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@kayden_hines @altopharmacy So do I and we both know what that means.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@kayden_hines She’s scared of my bathroom fan

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Today at work I cried in the bathroom. I wfh but old habits die hard.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

@lenakfelton All 3 of my followers will never let Nicholas live this down!

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

1) who is bringing the microwave 2) can @MsFeltonsClass be my co-signer 3) top bunk

[Nicholas Budler @nicholasbudler]

Ah, very cool, accidentally email invited @lenakfelton’s sister-in-law to be a co-applicant on an apartment lease with me. 🙏🏼

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Got invited to virtual Shabbat during new job orientation on zoom. Do you think they saw my name or just invited everyone?

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

Lord grant me the arrogance of an AC repairman in July.

[Rachel Abrams @RachelBAbrams]

I haven’t had a Trade Joe’s sample in 14.5 months and it shows.