rachel.

actually a terrible person.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can 💛

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

@Badmoodbarbie Oh my god, can we??????

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

I was just talking on the phone but I am in public so I have a mask on… I thought I was talking quietly, but now that I’m not on the phone I don’t think I was 😳

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

What is it like to go through life without getting at least ONE new bruise a day? Asking for a friend

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

The amount of random ass questions I throw at my dad is astronomical. And he just answers them the best he can 😂 #googledad

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Gentlemen, when I tell you the bar is low it is imbedded in the ground. We are literally asking for BARE minimum.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Nick called the agitator on the vacuum a beater brush so I corrected him, he said “I don’t need no agitator, I have you” 😳 well damn, got me on that one

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

If you ever call my crystals or stones, ROCKS. I’m hexing you.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Note to self, DONT WEAR RAIN BOOTS TO WORK! Your feet will hurt. This has been a message from me to me.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Pinterest shows me one more ring, it will be my 13th reason

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

You know you’re back In Michigan when you see the dispensary billboards 😂

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

3hrs into our trip and just realized I forgot EVERY SINGLE coat I planned to bring. Coats I need because 1) it’s going to be chilly and 2) each one completes 1-2 outfits 😭 my stomach literally dropped

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

*Dentist repeatedly stabs gums* “oh you got some bleeding. You need to floss more or you have gingivitis” or, stay with me, you just took a sharp tool and STABBED ME. That might be the cause of the bleeding and inflammation!

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

My therapist told me to ask for help when I need it instead of just doing things on my own. That would work if when I asked for said help, people didn’t just blow me off…… you can only rely on yourself.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

We are hiring! Plymouth/canton area mostly but we go to Dearborn, Westland, livonia, and garden city!

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Iced coffee = delicious. Hot coffee that has gone cold = disgusting.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

I woke up from a nap, as I do - @Badmoodbarbie

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Anybody else’s brains just ✨delete✨ things mid sentence? I was just leaving a voicemail and repeating the office number and my brain just said no, forget that number you know by heart. You don’t need it anymore. my boss had to whisper it to me 😭

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

The way I want to murder everyone over the slightest inconvenience today 😭

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

I have gone my whole life not getting motion sickness. Turn 28 and that all goes out the window as I hang my head out it.

[rachel. @rachelbailey_07]

Welp, I’m not the only “casually” dressed person… but definitely the youngest person here 😂