rachel.

#billsmafia

[susa @prinkasusa]

every girl's personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever

[anime yitties @_silhouwet]

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Me finding out they arrested a man named Luigi Mangione as the alleged UCH assassin

[ׁ @shayvswift]

so much of adulthood is just grieving in secret. grieving ex lovers, grieving dead friendships, grieving your parents sinking into old age, grieving the person you thought you'd grow into. grieving cities you never got to live in. grieving parts of you that couldn't survive.

[✨lonnie b. fly @alonaonline]

Cancers fighting scenarios they made up in their heads.

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Coworker: Please can you–

Me at 4:59 p.m.

[rachel. @rachelbookerr]

@callie_loml @NoahKahan @Sam_ann728

[rachel. @rachelbookerr]

I literally say the same joke to clients 3-4x a day and they all eat it up

[katie @katefeetie]

“that’s why they pay me the medium bucks” always kills in meetings. that’s free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you

[katie @katefeetie]

“that’s why they pay me the medium bucks” always kills in meetings. that’s free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[rachel. @rachelbookerr]

🥵🥵

[jules 𐙚 is so in love @reneesguts]

fuck it full snl not my fault ft megan the stallion performance for the masses ur welcome again

[rachel. @rachelbookerr]

No because this is the most unhinged thing I’ve heard and I love it.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

I just saw a TikTok and apparently the Bills are building a new stadium and so far it’s just a big pit in the ground. 5 games ago, a fan fell into the pit and then they won. Since then a fan sacrifices themselves to the pit before every game and they win 😭

I’m dead serious

[rachel. @rachelbookerr]

That’s cardio I can get behind

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

new swiftie exercise routine just dropped: 3 and a half hours of running on a treadmill and singing the eras tour setlist

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

manifesting this.