Rachel Branda

Fangirl. Daughter. Secret Ninja.

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After 3 years of wait, calculations and precise astronomical timing, Leonardo Sens captured this photo

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[chase @cfree94]

people died

[Alex George Pickering @AlexGPickering]

Indeed.

[AMD @VotingParthenon]

We don't see men in this position often enough

Usually it's the men caressing the woman's face, and the woman is elated to be receiving this undivided attention

Here HE'S the one who's incredulous that his dream is becoming reality. He's wanted and desired like never before

[lucia @pensivedawn]

look how fun this show is to watch when you don’t have a bitch on twitter in your ear telling you it’s bad for no reason

[Brit 💋🪩 @bitchwthebun]

My neighbor, I assume: “why is that bitch next door playing the same 60 sec audio of orchestral Pitbull over and over at Max volume?
Me:

[♀️ @MN__0406]

Ok, now what? Just wait for June 13th? #BridgertonNetflix

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

Help this is from a Police Department outside of KC 😂

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“In Summation” - A poem by @taylorswift13

At this hearing
I stand before my fellow members
of the Tortured Poets Department
With a summary of my findings
A debrief, a detailed rewinding
For the purpose of warning
For the sake of reminding
As you might all unfortunately recall
I had been struck with a case
of a restricted humanity
Which explains my plea here today
of temporary insanity
You see, the pendulum swings
Oh, the chaos it brings
Leads the caged beast to do
the most curious things

Lovers spend years denying what’s ill fated
Resentment rotting away
galaxies we created
Stars placed and glued
meticulously by hand
next to the ceiling fan
Tried wishing on comets.
Tried dimming the shine.
Tried to orbit his planet.
Some stars never align.

And in one conversation, I tore down the whole sky
Spring sprung forth with dazzling freedom hues
Then a crash from the skylight
Bursting through
Something old, someone hallowed,
who told me he could be brand new
And so I was out of the oven
And into the microwave
Out of the slammer and into a tidal wave
How gallant to save the empress
from her gilded tower
Swinging a sword he could barely lift
But loneliness struck at that fateful hour
Low hanging fruit on his wine stained lips
He never even scratched the surface
of me.
None of them did.

“In summation, it was not a love affair!”
I screamed while bringing my fists
to my coffee ringed desk
It was a mutual manic phase.
It was self harm.
It was house and then cardiac arrest.
A smirk creeps onto this poet’s face
Because it’s the worst men that I write best.

And so I enter into evidence
My tarnished coat of arms
My muses, acquired like bruises
My talismans and charms
The tick, tick, tick of love bombs
My veins of pitch black ink
All’s fair in love and poetry

Sincerely,
The Chairman
of The Tortured Poets Department

[cree 中 @thozaarmitage]

honestly, im losing my fucking mind
#Oscars   

[Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ @OnlyMurdersHulu]

Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, Paul Rudd, and- MERYL STREEP. Only Murders in the Building Season 3 🎬 #OMITB

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

matilda snapped when she said “just because you find that life's not fair, it doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. if you always take it on the chin and wear it, nothing will change” like girl you right we should be throwing hands more often

[mario @mari0ramos]

my favorite character in #HocusPocus2 is this old lady giving up on her day after one minor inconveniences. representation matters 🥰