Rachel

in the kitchen at parties

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[cole @juul_survivor]

Me parallel parking

[💀bekah🎃 @heyoitsbekah]

if this is true, god help my neighbors when an unholy scream escapes from my mouth

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[Rachel @rachelcordon]

@chris_ant10 tell me you’ve never had afternoon tea without telling me you’ve never had afternoon tea 😤

[Rachel @rachelcordon]

@emmaXbordon @Starbucks congrats on 500 queen

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Chris @chris_ant10]

swagger on that swag call it swaggywag

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

They were five people, including an 8-year-old boy. What a vile and dehumanizing way to describe the victims of a mass shooting

[Daniela Salazar @Danielasalbe]

She's everything. He's just Ken

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

What was his problem omg

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Do we all have that friend that when you go out with them it feels like they’re a local politician who knows everyone on earth and you’re their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning to smile again

[succession clips and reaction videos @successionreact]

Happy women’s history month

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

this is ✨cinema✨

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The effort to separate the officers who murdered Tyre Nichols from the system of policing that produced them is palpable.

Police killings in the US reached a record high in 2022. That has only been rewarded with more funding at the expense of schools, hospitals, housing, & more.